We gave the Busted boys some beauty essentials and quizzed them if they knew what they were. Read on to see whether James, Matt and Charlie know the finer points of girly grooming...
TOTP: Hair straighteners
James: Sometimes you use them to straighten the hair on your dog's back. [Meanwhile Charlie is snipping the microphone with the straighteners.]
TOTP: Would you ever use these on yourselves?
All: Nah, never!
TOTP: Your hair is looking very suspiciously straight, James.
James: I never use those things. Other people use them but not me.
Matt: Of course we're lying. I'm very familiar with them.
Charlie: I'm very familiar with the old hair straighteners too.
TOTP: Bendy Hair Roller
Charlie: It's a tampon!
TOTP: That is not a tampon. Would you put that inside you? [All snigger]
Charlie: Ha, I'm only joking. I really don't know what it is. It's a dog's toy.
TOTP: What would a girl use this for?
Charlie: Er, exercising her hand?
James: I really don't have a clue what this is.
Matt: I know what it is, it's one of those things that girls curl their hair with. What do they do it for? I don't know why they do it.
TOTP: Who's the most girly out of you three?
James: I think the most girly would probably be our drummer. [All laugh]
Matt: Our Tour Manager straightens his hair and he uses hand cream.
TOTP: [asking the Tour Manager] What do you have to say about that?
[Tour Manager gives a withering look]
TOTP: Personal Massager
Charlie: [Looks startled when he presses it and it starts whirring] This vibrates so it must be a sex toy.
James: I don't know what it is!
Matt: [Presses the massager between Charlie's shoulder blades.] I'm just so good at this. It's not a sexual device. It's a massager.
James: I'm so out of touch.
TOTP: Toe Separator
Charlie: Oh, I know! Girls put their fingers in it to separate them.
TOTP: Er, not fingers...
Charlie: Toes!
James: [starts singing] Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes...
Charlie: Don't you think girls have a lot of accessories. [James continues singing in the background]
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TOTP: Tit Tape Matt: That is tit tape. James: How do you know this? You are quite obviously the most girly member of the band. Matt: I was in a car and I saw a girl with tape on her boobs and I had to ask my mate why on earth she was wearing tape there.
TOTP: Eyelash Curlers James: These things used to freak me out as a kid. Charlie: Eyelash curlers.
TOTP: Pore Patch Charlie: Um, that's a piece of plastic with some kind of material on it. Matt: I'm just so good at this. Is this to stick on your nose, a blackhead thing?
Charlie: Matt, how do you know this, man? James: You now know who the most girly one is! Matt: [defensively] No, it's just that I know women.
TOTP: Waxing Strip Charlie: Ah, now that's for waxing. All: Ughghgh! TOTP: Shall we do a quick demonstration? How about on James? James: [squealing] No, I'm delicate! Charlie and Matt: Noooo! James: That would scare me. Go on James. James: No, no way. Matt: Just a bit on your arm. James: NO! [to TOTP] Do it on your head!
TOTP: Exfoliating And Hair Removal Mitt. Charlie: This is, um, it feels like...what's that stuff you find in the wood shop? Sandpaper! Matt: I know what this is for. Again. This is for the hard skin on the bottom of your feet. TOTP: Close, but not quite. It's for removing skin and hair on your legs. James: Girls have so many things to do. Matt: [Testing it on his leg] Ow, it does take the hairs off. James: Can I just ask, if girls didn't use any of this stuff would they look like men? Because everything just seems to be about getting rid of hair.
TOTP: Blackhead Remover Charlie: That's some sort of hunting device from olden days. James: That's the missing part to my bow and arrow. Charlie: Is it for filing? Matt: Is it something to do with your nails? TOTP: No, it's something to do with your skin. James: What is it with hair and skin? Charlie: Go on, what is it? TOTP: It's a blackhead remover. James: Ughghgh! Charlie: That is just rough.
TOTP: Breast Padding James: I know what that is! Matt: It's a chicken fillet! James: They're used for external breast enlarging. It does feel like a chicken fillet. I'll cook it and eat it.
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